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Abstinence Demotivational Poster


ABSTINENCE - ONLY 99.99% EFFECTIVE




ABSTINENCE -


TAGS: abstinence it s not really a choice when you have no offers sex
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by JDHalfrack

culos - May 31, 2010, 7:23 am
There's always a way. I guess if he stands on his hands his moobs will fall either side of his head, his flaps will cover his face and his arms will be able to stimulate his joystick. A picture of that position on a dating site is sure to generate offers!
Mr. Shiny - May 31, 2010, 4:43 am
harsh, but true.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 12:50 am
Can... can he reach it? :S
spacedog - May 31, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL! Nice one. It looks like he's get ready to do the stranger.


ABSTINENCE - its working


TAGS: abstinence
Rating: 1.41/5

More motifakes by He11Kn1ght

fabXtaC - July 23, 2008, 1:14 pm
of course there are gays, its the next best thing to abstinance
He11Kn1ght - July 7, 2008, 9:19 am
I don't know.
Wtf... - July 5, 2008, 1:51 am
why doa ll the white ppl look like they have massive sun burns?
Mario - June 22, 2008, 10:06 am
RAPE! it may looklike sex but he's non-white, and only non-white people rape white women
you know who - June 22, 2008, 10:04 am
There are gays in this poster.
He11Kn1ght - June 21, 2008, 4:22 pm
It's sarcasm dumbass.
Casper - June 15, 2008, 4:57 pm
Don't you mean it's not?


DEVELOPMENT -


TAGS: abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
Rating: 4.9/5

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Neener - October 25, 2010, 7:26 pm
I love this one
pzykosiz - October 25, 2010, 5:58 pm
my god that's a hell of a lot of posters aggy. 5L's all round


BIRTH CONTROL -


TAGS: abstinence makes the heart beat harder and harder and ohhhh
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

RagTopDriver - July 1, 2010, 10:06 pm
The asprin trick does not work well in a Mustang!
Cubbybear - July 1, 2010, 9:02 pm
What a sexy pair of knees


DOES MY BUTT LOOK BIG IN THIS? - Abstinence is Bliss


TAGS: big butt abstinence silly question
Rating: 3.53/5

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Muffy - July 17, 2011, 12:24 am
Good call, ag. Nothing wrong with some curves.
agdaniele - November 27, 2009, 4:39 pm
I'd ditch that beer long before I'd ditch her.


DESIRE -




Liquor Lips -


TAGS: women liquor abstinence ugly
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - September 16, 2013, 5:15 pm
"Why is it that most of the women are against abortion are women you wouldn't wanna f'uck in the first place?" ~George Carlin


COMPENSATION - You had better use that whole abstinence bit. Then she won't find out how small it is until it's too late.




Abstinence -


TAGS: jesus christ mary virgin birth abstinence effective
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 21, 2016, 9:43 am
Funny, UP yours


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